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John 20:19-31

2014-06-02

Here at Agnus Day Central we’d make a joke about an dyslexic hypochondriac but we know that would be in bad taste.

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BIBLE PASSAGE — When it was evening on that day, the first day of the week, and the doors of the house where the disciples had met were locked for fear of the Jews, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you.” After he said this, he showed them his hands and his side. Then the disciples rejoiced when they saw the Lord. Jesus said to them again, “Peace be with you. As the Father has sent me, so I send you.” When he had said this, he breathed on them and said to them, “Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive the sins of any, they are forgiven them; if you retain the sins of any, they are retained.” But Thomas (who was called the Twin), one of the twelve, was not with them when Jesus came. So the other disciples told him, “We have seen the Lord.” But he said to them, “Unless I see the mark of the nails in his hands, and put my finger in the mark of the nails and my hand in his side, I will not believe.”

A week later his disciples were again in the house, and Thomas was with them. Although the doors were shut, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you.” Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here and see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it in my side. Do not doubt but believe.” Thomas answered him, “My Lord and my God!” Jesus said to him, “Have you believed because you have seen me? Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have come to believe.” Now Jesus did many other signs in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book. But these are written so that you may come to believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the Son of God, and that through believing you may have life in his name.

— Day of Pentecost, Series A

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  1. Chris Hayes — 995 days ago #

    Get hot water! Get some disinfectant!

  2. Andre Nauta — 994 days ago #

    Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic flea?
    He was awake all night wondering if there really is a dog!

  3. Sally — 988 days ago #

    I love this post each week. Have you ever done an annual collection?
    Do you know the book “The Vicar of Nibbleswicke,” by Roald Dahl, illustrated by Quentin Blake? (famous and fantastic pair!) An orally dyslexic minister who asks his congregation not to pis the communion cup, nor krap outside on the lot. Yojen!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vicar_of_Nibbleswicke

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